welcome to the bloggy.. this is the Humpday LET EM HAVE it Edition.. Part two of the series, the Battle for Being Real will take us into the sordid and really distasteful laws of online attraction; and drop us into the lap of the jilted lover. Somehow I thought the two would naturally go hand in hand. You will see why- - -
online attraction is beyond me! I am not SHALLOW HAL, but ya know i know what i like and what I dont. To compromise in that regard would be to FEED the monster that is the ONLINE ATTENTION WHORE. I really go out of my way to not feed into that. Yet I see it all around me, everywhere I go online, women (and some men) have gotten way too full of themselves with the attention and adoration which is heaped upon them in waves!! So much so that they actually believe they got it going on!! I mean seriously, there are some women (and men) who believe that the attention they get online justifies how they act off of it. LEMME draw you a picture, there are some women (and men) who couldnt turn a head in a mall full of 80yo women on crutches, but LAWD get them online and you would think they were the NEXT HOT THING.. PPPPPPLLLLLEEEEEEAAAAAAASSSSSEEEE
But there you have it, the laws of attraction at work online. People "SETTLING" for a person online that they would never be seen with IN THE REAL WORLD (ITRW). Why do people (especially women) do this? Well i should say that not as much women as MEN do this, and my brothers LAWD, cmon now, you are giving a whole new meaning to "Throwing the dog a bone"
All in the name of SEX or a quick hook - up... hmmmmm People im here to offer you a cure for this affliction, it is called "SLAP ME SILLY POTION"... yes indeed, apply this liberally over your face and torso before going online. You will be amazed at the results!!
The next time you are reading the beautiful and eloquent words of a man and thinking "damn i wish he was mines" The potion will kick in and TA DOW!! A big 400 pound Samoan will enter your bedroom and SLAP YOU SILLY! ....Are you truly infatuated with the man behind the words or just the words? and if it is just the words then why do you need to take it to the next level with the MAN? Let a persons words just be that, dont get twisted and INFATUATED so much that you promptly put this person on a pedestal and want to DO HIM based on his words, well until you actually look at the crack head who wrote them...im just sayin-- Or gents the next time you run across that profile of that sweet tenderoni half your age; or when you get all aroused from looking at a pic of someones BIG OL AZZ and lil bitty THONGS- - put some of this lotion on you, and receive your own SLAP YOU SILLY Reality check! .... Seriously folks, has the internet and online dating, dumbed down what we truly find attractive?
I found this poem to be ...hmmmm quite interesting. Rejection is way different than being JILTED. Yet I have seen some strange goings on in LA LA INTERNET LAND. Women have thrown themselves at the feet of men they normally would not be caught dead with, and then find that this was not what they wanted, only to be ensnarled in INFATUATION and the feeling of JILT GUILT to run repeatedly back into their arms again... HOW STOOPID IS THAT? Yet we see it, hell you got 2-3 stories of your own that points this out!.. IN THE REAL WORLD when we make an ooops, and realize that this dude/chick aint for me..WE KEEP IT MOVING, no need to write, talk, or see them ever again, we dont walk we RUN from this situation as soon as we possibly can. Yet Online relationships because of the spontaneity, and the intensity of the communications, become like an intoxicant., we know its bad for us but DAMN i just cant help myself!! ONCE A GAIN.. get you some SLAP ME SILLY POTION and lather yo azz up!!! Why in your NATURAL MIND would you ever feel GUILTY about LEAVING a MOFO who is BAD for your mental, emotional and physical being? yep ExACTLY.... No matter how many times a person says to you "I LOVE YOU" remember that unless you LOVE them all that is, is INFATUATION.. but since we are in this LA LA Land, think on what you have done to lead this person into that reality? Yep, you did something, or you didnt say something sooner to keep the relationship on an even keel. Yep there are always TWO SIDES to every story and piece of paper!! Your story is only YOUR REALITY not theirs!!!
February 17, 2008 I
Hate to see you unhappy, so I’m trying
Always trying
To decipher your emotions, but..
Every time I come close, I’m ten steps farther than I was before
You never seemed to obtain satisfaction
Only anger towards me, as If I’m never good enough
Until I realized you never loved me….
