Just James:Music,Words,Soul

Dec 4, '07 12:22 PM
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Today is Tuesday, and yes I love being Captain Obvious!! Today kids we are going to list our USE LESS TALENTS! ...These would be those things you have become quite adapt at but there really isn't a market for them in the REAL WORLD outside of yours!...I have 3 and I would like for all of you to respond with 3 as well! Let us begin:

Useless talent numba 1 - picking up puppy poop! Never thought I would become proficient in this, but i have now mastered it to such a degree that i no longer smell the poop at all!

Useless talent numba 2 - Out smarting a 5yo. This took all of 5 years but I finally got it!! "Daddy how come santa brought our presents already and put them under the tree in big bags? ....watch me work "baby gurl, he brought them early so that daddy could check and make sure these were what you asked for, and if they are ok then I will keep them and tell Santa its all good" ...slick huh?

Useless talent numba 3 - able to watch 4 tv's showing 3 different games at the same time in different rooms of the house!..Had to angle the tv's and laptop so that my vantage point from the kitchen allowed me to check on FOx CBS and the NFL network online simultaneously! ....

you got useless skills! ????

jj

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beautifulenigma wrote on Dec 4, '07

Okay...apparently I haven't mastered your useless skill #1, I still smell it...YUCK! Besides you have little dogs and I have a 60lb horse to clean up after, so I think size has something to do with it...LOL

Useless skill #1 I can blow bubbles from the spit on my tongue...Getting my tongue just right...oh wait maybe that's not such a useless skill, never mind...LOL

Useless skill #2 I can pick things up with my toes and unless I lose my hands and arms it's pretty much useless because I don't do that in front of people...LOL

Useless skill #3 I have a great love of fishing but can't actually stand touching the fish, so I have learned how to remove hooks without touching the slimy part of the fish. (It usually involves batting my eyes at the nearest man...lol)

Useless skill #4 I have learned how to watch TV and listen to my music at the same time and hear both.

sneaky13 wrote on Dec 4, '07

LMAO...Ummm...I think all my skills are useful. I'll have to think and drink on it and come back. :)

iamanmd wrote on Dec 4, '07

how many ears u got?

jen1073 wrote on Dec 4, '07

LMFAO! You're Numba 1 is probably one of mine....but I gotta go think on the rest....but I think I'm with sneaky, I think all my skills are useful!

iamanmd wrote on Dec 4, '07

NO COMMENT ms JEN !! Cause All women got USEFUL SKILLS in my book that is hehehe

jen1073 wrote on Dec 4, '07

That's what I said.....all MY SKILLS are USEFUL...lmao

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bigkitty813 wrote on Dec 5, '07

Yes J your useless skill numba 2 on outsmarting a 2year old is brilliant! Useless skill numba 3...I can't think of a man who can't do that. My son's friend just got 6 tv's and stacked them on top/next to each other to form an entertainment center to keep track of the fantasy teams. LAWD!

Usless skill Numba 1 - I can fit an entire DQ ice cream cone in my mouth and almost suck the cone dry...brain freeze is a bit of a hinderance there.

Useless skill Numba 2 - I can go grocery shopping for a week worth of food/liquor and carry all the bags in in one trip...hush gin!

Useless skill Numba 3 - talented toes, on both feet...don't ask, don't get to use it much!

Useless skill Numba 4 - I have these horse size vitamins and supplements I take and I can take minimum of 6 and swallow them without water while most folks I know have to break them in half and take them partial at a time with water. Such a skill! LOL

Besos Papi!

sneaky13 wrote on Dec 6, '07

@Joey....Oh my gentle Jesus...lol. This is more info then I ever needed to know! lol.

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