we have more humpday discussions going on up in here good peoples, so get that coffee and come on in!!

we are sitting down with one of the most Prolific Internet Daters of all times..the Infamous and endowed..Mr. Joe Smooth!

interviewer: Mr Smooth lets get right to it. can you give us 3 of the most STOOPID things you have ever encountered in your internet dating?

Mr Smooth: Just 3? Damn.. I have heard and seen it all lemme tell you...first off the top of my head:

1 - Age -- I get an email from a woman on one of these dating sites, and she is a lil cute and a lil big too...but I wanted to hear what she had to say so we talked for a minute..and then exchanged yahoo ids for chat..well as we talk this one tells me the following.. "i like to date maybe 2 -3 times a week, and I like to go out to dinners, however i dont date men over 40!..Stop right there...Im like "does this heffa know that she is 40 her damself?..Note to mid life crisis heffas..its ok to have a preferrence on who you want to get with, just dont get it twisted based on the people that want to FEED and BONE you..

2 - - Black and white - - Ok so I'm chillin and I'm scanning through some of the profiles on this other site...and I am looking at the WHOs ONLINE pics going through..and I see this HUGE BIG BROTHER, and Im like whats this guys story...well turns out he is a sensitive brother in his late 30s, enjoys fishing drinking and yes eating!! Big and well lets just say not so attractive..in his profile he specifically says.."Please no white women, I only date sisters" .. I looked at it and then his pic again and said to myself "another nut has escaped from Krazy towne" How in the hell can an OBVIOUS BEGGAR be CHOOSEY? - - Bra you should be happy ANYWOMAN wants you let alone a white woman, damn..you should be seriously considering Alien Connections, not illegals, im talking from planet BIG UGLY ASS!

3 - - I got no legs... Ok so I met this lady , a very nice lady from Ethiopia by way of Italy (oh she was fine) well she tells me of this guy she was interested in and how he was all over her for months.. finally she decided to meet him, and when she got to his apartment in DC she finds out that he is in a wheelchair!.. I say to her did you not know this already? She responds "oh hell no, he showed me pics of him standing and on the web cam he was sitting so I didnt know"...hmmm I asked did it make a difference? her response was typical of what women say about men that lie when they dont have to.."I would have liked to have known up front, I liked him regardless he was a nice guy, but when he lied about that, other things seemed to be not true as well such as his job, his age and oh yeah HIS MARITAL STATUS" - - Lesson, FULL DISCLOSURE always works, let the other person know and give them the chance to decide on whether they stillwant to DEAL with yo SILLY ASS!

Joe Smooth is Out!