james' posts with tag: useless talents
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Today is Tuesday, and yes I love being Captain Obvious!! Today kids we are going to list our USE LESS TALENTS! ...These would be those things you have become quite adapt at but there really isn't a market for them in the REAL WORLD outside of yours!...I have 3 and I would like for all of you to respond with 3 as well! Let us begin:
Useless talent numba 1 - picking up puppy poop! Never thought I would become proficient in this, but i have now mastered it to such a degree that i no longer smell the poop at all!
Useless talent numba 2 - Out smarting a 5yo. This took all of 5 years but I finally got it!! "Daddy how come santa brought our presents already and put them under the tree in big bags? ....watch me work "baby gurl, he brought them early so that daddy could check and make sure these were what you asked for, and if they are ok then I will keep them and tell Santa its all good" ...slick huh?
Useless talent numba 3 - able to watch 4 tv's showing 3 different games at the same time in different rooms of the house!..Had to angle the tv's and laptop so that my vantage point from the kitchen allowed me to check on FOx CBS and the NFL network online simultaneously! ....
you got useless skills! ????
jj
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